Jan. 11th, 2012

Jokes

Jan. 11th, 2012 12:09 pm
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Husband on Death

From his death bed, the husband told to his wife and said, “One month after I die, I want you to marry Jack.”

“Jack! But he is your enemy!”

“Yes, I know that. I’ve suffered all these years; so let him suffer now.”

The Wedding ring

At a friends party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? ”

The other replied, “Yes I am, I married the wrong man.”


Q: What is the difference between a man who is buying a lottery ticket and a man who is arguing with his wife?

A: Lottery ticket buyer has still some chances to win!!


Grandson: What is the secret of happy and satisfied married life?
Grandfather: My dear, It is still a secret!


Engineer: Please drag folder to the right of the screen..

Funny client: Sir, your right or mine?


A man was removing two wheels from his car.

A girl asked him: what are you doing??

Man: Can’t you see the board, “Parking for two wheelers only”!!!


Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies, “Take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, “OK, now what?”




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