May. 15th, 2012

Jokes

May. 15th, 2012 09:29 pm
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Teacher:Tell me a sentence that starts with an 'I'?
Student: I is the
Teacher:Stop! Never put 'is' after an 'I' .Always put 'am' after an 'I'
Student: OK! I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No,he did it all by himself.

Son: Dad,What is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him.Do you understand me?
Son:No.

Husband: I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife: Yes,but would you stay there?
Husband: I offer you myself
Wife:  I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts
Husband; I want to share everything with you
Wife: Let's start from your bank account.

Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth,but don't worry it'll take just 5 minutes
Patient: And how much will it cost?
Dentist: It's $99
Patient: $99 for just a few minutes work?
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.

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